February 2012
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Saw that he texted at 3:00 in the morning
Laughed my head off and went back to sleep.
And now I’m not even mad anymore. When I woke up this morning for the second time, I had the deep satisfaction of knowing that I finally get it. I finally understand what an absolute jerk he was to me. I finally got a sense of who he really is. Yeah I had to learn the hard way. I had to get bruised (literally and figuratively) to get the message...
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Autonomy
I lay thinking that
If God made stones
I made shelter
If God made nature
I made art
If God made me
I’ve made up my mind
To run with you
Then
If God did not make stones
I still made shelter
If God did not make nature
I still made art
If God did not make me
I’ve still made up my mind
To run with you
Until shelter and art and my mind are gone
Until stones and nature and I are...
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Anonymous asked: who are the top 5 people that inspire you?
waitwhatsa asked: just a question, have you read HG2G?
ebrostcarleton asked: do you remember the first time you were ever dissatisfied with life on a fundamental / philosophical level? what was that like?
Anonymous asked: Vogon destroyer ships appear in the sky. They say that there is one week before the Earth is destroyed. Assuming space travel is not an option, what do you do?
mottle asked: BETTER QUESTION: AREN'T YOU EXCITED FOR NEXT WEEKEND.
mottle asked: What'd you do last weekend and what are you doing this weekend?
Question time
Ok guys I’m willing to answer any question. To matter how silly, irreverent, inappropriate, or embarrassing it may be, it’s full honesty here.
(I have two boxes of girl scout cookies and a full night of homework ahead of me, might as well make tonight more fun.)
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SETH MEYERS IS COMING TO MY SCHOOL
so so unbelievably happy right now
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suzywire:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
What? This is how I pick up guys.
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Community Returns March 15! -- Vulture →
The wait is over: NBC says Community will return to its schedule Thursday, March 15 at 8 p.m. (We’ll pause so you can fist-bump your neighbor.) As part of a midseason sked shuffle,30 Rock shifts back to 8:30 p.m. And Parks and Recreation? It takes a breather until April 19, when it returns in a new (old) time slot: Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. (Up All Night will have completed its season by then.)
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I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
– Oscar Wilde (via beatboxgoesthump)
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Note to Self
Stay out of trouble tonight.
Drink some tea, do some homework, finish reading the Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson, have a nicely cooked meal, have girl talk.
Just stay out of trouble.
blue--ridge--mountains asked: haha same! he's such a babe
sloth-bear asked: yeah this weekend was probably the most awkward thing ever. PS i miss you girl! i'd like to hear about your life!
Tenderness is what love looks like in private, justice is what love looks like...
– Cornel West
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Happy Valentine's Day
thebauer:
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue-ish/Purple,
I drank too much soda,
Now I need to Burp(le).
The true poetry of seduction ya’ll.
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"You should know...
… that I have nothing against you. The time for that has long passed, just like the time for friendship between us has passed. And I say this with absolute sincerity, I wish only good things for you in life. Take care J—.”
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The outrage is tiresome and deeply hypocritical, in all the tiresome ways you’ve...
– Sasha Frere-Jones, “I’m Sorry M.I.A Apologized” (via sexualsportswear)
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There is a certain unique and strange delight about walking down an empty street...
– Sylvia Plath (via whisperingsurf)
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Let me have this one night
Where I can lay in this bed that is not my own. Where I can just delve into the infinite of “what if”. Where you and I are not in different parts of the world, separated by large land masses and a thousand incommunicable ideas. Where you and I continue to do cartwheels on the grass while waiting for your mom to pull up. Where you are no longer kicking around in my head, breaking shit...
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